My Mom sent me an email from her Miami hotel room this morning:

“Went to the Penn reception last night which was better than usual  - on the rooftop of the Gansevoort Hotel.  Guess a lot of partying in Miami takes place on swank rooftop hotels.  Anyhow, this particular hotel is currently one of the “in” spots so it was good.

Hope Laser Tag went well.

Love,

Mom.”

To anyone keeping score: My Mom engaged in some investigative partying on the “swank rooftop” of the Gansevoort Hotel while I simultaneously played Laser Tag with friends across from a correctional facility in Queens.

…Devastating.