First World Solutions

Here’s a real question that appeared in the NYTimes Style Section on Friday:

My dog is going through chemotherapy, and his once-cute looks are gone. In our apartment building, many nodding acquaintances, who once marveled at his looks, now gasp at his appearance. They ask what happened, or even burst into tears. They’re not trying to be unkind, but the questions are like a stab to the heart. It’s hard enough going through this. I don’t want to discuss it with everyone who may recognize us. Any suggestions?

Anonymous, New York City

I am assuming that your dog owns as many sweaters as I do, and the words “sense of perspective” make you think about fine art, and not, say, poverty in Africa.

So, with this in mind, might I suggest a dog disguise?