THE INTERNET IS BROKEN.
Sorry to chicken-little-it-up, but It’s been 29 minutes and there’s still no POPE FRANCIS GIF on my Tumblr feed. HELP!
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We should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Mike Trapp presents: The Mike Trapp Mikesperience: Why I Probably Rejected Your Submission
Part of my job at CollegeHumor involves reviewing the articles submitted to our site from our readers. These are the three worst offenses people regularly commit in their submissions.
Wordiness: Make cuts. Every sentence should advance the central idea of your article. This includes:
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You can call toll free 1-855-FOR-1993 from any Manhattan pay-phone to get historical info from the block from 20 years ago. It’s part of the New Museum’s new 1993 exhibit, which is awesomely named after a Sonic Youth record. I just called from my block. Pretty cool apart from the urine smells.
Can’t wait to try this.
Awesome.
Run to your Volvo or your friend’s bathroom during a dinner party, Episode 6 is here!
We’ve got the fantastic Brandon Scott Jones (UCB, Very Mary Kate) with us this week. It’s an episode full of fantasy and whimsy: magical boy bands, the hit film K-Pax, Godzilla smashing pumpkins, and that good ole booty.
Winston’s Pick: Train - Drops of Jupiter
Alden’s Pick: Blue Oyster Cult - Godzilla
Brandon’s Pick: Jesse McCartney - Body Language
BRANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
(Also, hey guys, sidenote: I saw Train perform Drops of Jupiter live in a hotel ballroom in Orlando, FL. It happened last October, at an advertising conference. After finishing the song Patrick Monahan said to a room full of middle-aged marketers: “Thank you for keeping us relevant.” Ouch!)
(One of my favorites.)
(Source: jadesire, via blogalicious)
Gurrrrrrl, I’m getting this book on PRE-ORDER! (And giving a second copy to my Mom on her birthday.)
Let’s all do this. Really great project. I love it!
I’ve got a Magnolia Bakery cookbook, can’t wait!
I’m gonna use my Downton Abbey cookbook, can’t wait!!
Using the back of a package of chocolate chips … but it’s still gonna be delicious!
CANNOT HANDLE
You trying to kill me, tumblr?
what the FUCK are we supposed to do now? i feel like someone just air-dropped me in the middle of the dessert or something.
Don’t wanna brag, but these pictures were sent to my work’s “Puppy Group” email chain like two weeks ago, y’all.
